11 thoughts on “When my friends ask how is my new diet going.

  1. “It’d be better if I didn’t keep monkeying around.”

  2. I don’t know if you’re the ape or the woman

  3. *hides candy bar*

  4. I just finished a pie…why do you ask?

  5. Shes laughing at something other than his belly

  6. Look at her, I bet she has a really fast metabolism so she doesn’t even need to watch what she eats or work out.

  7. How I feel naked in front of a mirror

  8. I also still can’t see my penis, but it’s not because I’m fat. It’s just tiny, fatso.

  9. He doesn’t see what’s so funny.

  10. I need a banana!

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