Apparently he missed the memo from David Cameron.
1. When UK Prime Minister David Cameron posted this serious selfie on Twitter, he naturally spawned a hilarious meme.
Just got an update on the search for #MH370 from JACC Chief Coordinator Air Chief Marshal Angus Houston (Ret'd)
3. Literally — within minutes Twitter users got in on the action.
@TonyAbbottMHR me too
Hey @TonyAbbottMHR tone. Tone. TONE. TOOONNEEEEE I am on the line now u wot m8
.@TonyAbbottMHR patched in now prime minister
21. Sadly, unlike David Cameron, no actual knights patched in for Tony’s call.
Michael Gove wants British values to be taught in schools. The #BritishValues hashtag offers some excellent suggestions.
Binge drinking #britishvalues
2. Mr Blobby.
A nation responsible for Mr Blobby being number 1 once upon a time #BritishValues
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3. Comedy socks.
Wearing comedy socks #BritishValues
4. Traditional street names.
11. Spokey Dokeys.
Purchasing overpriced cereal because it comes with free spokey dokeys #BritishValues
12. Language skills.
Going on holiday to a foreign country & speaking English slowly & loudly to locals & getting annoyed they don't understand. #BritishValues
13. 8p curry sauce.
14. Having a stiff upper lip.
#BritishValues refusing to smile or interact in a pleasant way with any strangers.
15. Acting appropriately to any sign of sun.
Walking around topless as soon as a smidgen of sun appears no matter how skinny I am. #BritishValues
16. Sitting on bins.
19. Choosing the right conservatory furniture.
Getting a conservatory and thinking that rattan furniture is the way to go. #BritishValues
20. Putting traffic cones on statues.
#BritishValues Seeing a rogue traffic cone and immediately working out the nearest sculpture in need of a hat.
21. Politicians trying to play sports.
“Snape” and “Serverus” are trending, my Harry Potter obsessed daughter told me. “On Twitter?” I asked. Yes and the theory she had was that it had something to do with a push for a National Harry Potter Day or that Potter’s fictional birthday is on July 31. She was excited that the Tweeting world shared her obsession — except it didn’t.
She was a victim of Twitter’s new Tailored Trends.
Later that same week, a co-worker excitedly told me how a Mashable Story was trending globally on Twitter. “The whole headline!” she cried. Except that wasn’t so.
She, too, was a victim of Twitter’s Tailored Trends.
It’s been almost a month since Twitter unveiled Tailored Trends, a recalibration of the old Twitter trends algorithm designed to “tailor Trends based on your location and who you follow on Twitter”. Twitter even made this adjustment the new normal. Now every Twitter member’s homepage would list Trends that said more about them than they did the Tweeting activities of the world at large.
Allow me to explain.
Before this change, Twitter Trends were a great window into the wider-world of Twitter activity. It’s true, you likely tweeted about things that interested you and followed those with either similar interests or those who would provide you with updates that aligned with your interests. The great thing about Twitter Trends, which you could set to show worldwide, your country (including the U.S. — you can even filter by state), was that you learned about things outside your own particular passion.
I’ve always treated Twitter as a news feed. Like others, I learned of the deaths of both Steve Jobs and Whitney Houston first on Twitter. While Trends covers big stories they’re just as often a reflection of busy conversations about smaller news events or unusual, viral stories that had people talking (and Tweeting). I’d see a trending hashtag or term and click the link to learn more. I guess my doing so was sort of self-perpetuating, but I swear I learned about stuff I would otherwise have missed thanks to Twitter trends.
I truly believe this was always Twitter’s intention with Trends. Take a look at the mobile app and you’ll find Trends under the “Discover” tab. According to Merriam Webster, Discover means, “to obtain sight or knowledge of for the first time.”
The new Twitter trends, which most of you likely now have by default, is an exercise in navel gazing, searching for the unknown, but only within your known. It makes Twitter a much more local activity since it filters by your location and shields you from things you don’t care about because it’s based on who you follow. This change is like a leech on Twitter, sucking all the serendipity from the experience.
It also leads to people thinking their interests are much more important, relevant and exciting than they really are. Yes, I know my daughter loves Harry Potter, but Mr. Potter does not own the Twitter stream. Prior to this change, she would, almost daily, mention odd Twitter trends she’d stumbled upon. She had no idea that Twitter had made a change that, in a matter of weeks, would shrink her Twitter world. When she did realize what was going on, she was not happy.
As soon as my co-worker mentioned her Twitter Trend discovery, I told her to make sure Twitter wasn’t filtering her Trends for her. It was and once she changed it, she saw once again saw the Twitterverse with fresh eyes.
I know that some people find unfiltered or non-tailored trends useless because, as one Twitter follower told me “most are meaningless” to him. For him, perhaps the filtered view is a boon. For most, though, I suspect that what Twitter friend @ds_33 told me is true: It projects a kind of “confirmation bias”. Your Twitter feed becomes a kind of “yes man” for your interests and will also serve to verify your beliefs because the trends you see are all generated by the people you choose to follow (and even where you chose to live).
When Twitter announced Tailored Trends, it didn’t spend a lot of time explaining the reasoning behind the change. In a short blog post, Twitter simply said it wanted to show “emerging trends that matter more to you.” Twitter is right, of course, you will see what matters to you most. If you like your world small and self-satisfying, this is a good thing. If you want Twitter to open up your world, then do as I’ve done and turn off Tailored Trends.
It’ll be an eye-opener.
Love the “People You May Know” feature on LinkedIn? Then you may be happy to learn that Twitter is essentially copying the feature. Instead of a widget, though, Twitter will suggest potential contacts via a weekly email.
Twitter already offers suggestions for who to follow, of course, and those have gotten more prominent (and relevant) on the site as the company has refined the widget. It’s based on an algorithm that has gotten better and more personalized, and now even takes into account your location.
“People You May Know,” however, gets populated differently. Twitter said in a blog post that the people suggested are based on “signals” such as who your friends follow and the contact information imported by the people you connect with on Twitter.
As an example, Twitter says if several people you follow also follow someone, that person could come up as a person you may know. Twitter told Mashable “People You May Know” uses contact information this way: If your friend uploads his address book and it includes your email address, and then you sign up for Twitter with that email address, Twitter may suggest your friend to you as an account to follow.
In any case, Twitter users should begin to get suggestions via email in their next weekly update from the service. Don’t want them? It’s easy enough to turn off in your settings for email notifications.
The new feature strikes us as a little redundant considering the existence of to “Who to follow,” but we’ll reserve final judgment until we see the updates for ourselves.
What say you? Do you think “People You May Know” is extraneous, helpful or whatevs? Sound off in the comments.
Diana Nyad, a 62-year-old marathon swimmer from Los Angeles, Calif. is attempting to make history as she swims from Havana, Cuba to Florida, a distance of 103 miles, in what she calls the Xtreme Dream. Though Nyad’s in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, her support team is sharing updates from her journey on Twitter and her blog.
Nyad’s already encountered a storm and several jellyfish stings, though she keeps stroking at a strong pace, according to the team accompanying her who are updating her Twitter and blog.
The most recent blog post from this morning describes the conditions of her swim:
“We had quite a night. The weather was really ugly. All crew members safe. As of this morning, the weather is clear with light winds out of the SE. Seas are calm and Diana is swimming strong at 50 strokes per minute and has swum 33.81 statute miles. There have been no jellyfish sightings our experts report. Beautiful out!”
Her tweets include similar details from the experience:
This swim is five English Channels, with sharks and box jellies added.
— Diana Nyad (@diananyad) August 19, 2012
A runner struck with sharp pain can stop, sit down and stretch. A marathon swimmer can’t do that. ^MR
— Diana Nyad (@diananyad) August 19, 2012
At 8pm EDT “all hell broke loose here.” Out of nowhere, a squall “blew up very quick.” blowing Diana off course ^AdC diananyad.com/blog/squall
— Diana Nyad (@diananyad) August 20, 2012
Her website DianaNyad.com also includes a map of where she is in her swim between Cuba and Florida:
Nyad first attempted the distance from Cuba to the U.S. three decades ago when she was 29. Extreme weather on the course already teaming with sharks, jellyfish and pollution, left her heading toward Texas, rather than Florida.
Are you interested in following extreme athletes on Twitter? Let us know what you think of Diana’s social presence in the comments.
Here’s Cam’s newest fashion accessory choice:
Tweets that use the word “humble” in conjunction with an incredible boast are top targets for one of Twitter’s favorite hashtags: #humblebrag. Jack Dorsey’s mobile payments company Square offered a prime example of the genre Wednesday, when it announced that the company had hit a whopping $10 billion in money processed per year.
Today we’re processing $10B in payments annually, an amazing and humbling milestone. To the small businesses growing with Square, thank you.
— Square, Inc. (@Square) November 14, 2012
Still, if any milestone was worth humblebragging about, this one is it. A year ago, Square was processing $2 billion in payments per year. It took five more months to hit the $5 billion per year milestone.
To have doubled its annualized transactions in just seven months is a testament to the success of Dorsey’s platform, based on a dongle you plug into your smartphone or tablet and lets anyone swipe a credit card to pay you.
It’s particularly impressive given that Square is facing an increasing number of competitors in the dongle-based payment industry, from Paypal to Groupon to Bank of America. But Square is a surprisingly nimble 800-lb. gorilla in this space, where it seems important to be the one to get your platform out first.
Just in the last few weeks, Starbucks announced a Square partnership, and the payments company moved into the Canadian market. Square is now valued at more than $3 billion. Perhaps Dorsey can celebrate the milestone by favoring us with another display of power tweeting.
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