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You Can Literally Make Food Porn With These Sex Position Cookie Cutters

You Can Literally Make Food Porn With These Sex Position Cookie Cutters

Legit, this is an Etsy listing for four cookie cutters in the shapes of people f*cking.

If you ever thought cookies were great but wished there was a way for you to pop a sweet, sweet bone-a-rooni while chowing down on some snickerdoodles, this is the product you’ve been waiting your entire life for.

I, honestly, have nothing else to say.Etsy is full of useless crap, but this cookie-cutter set may be the coolest piece of useless crap on there.

You want shtupping cookies? Boom. Etsy helps you make shtupping cookies.

Just know, if you want to buy funzHome’s oooOOHHHHHOoooOOHHOoooo outlines, there are some pretty obvious rules you need to follow.The posting said,

– Please wash it before use.
– Be careful when washing or using it…
– Please keep it clean and dry after use.
– Scrubber and polishing material may cause scratches.
– Do not leave where children can reach.

Got it? Not that these things really needed to be said, but you need to keep this setclean, and you shouldn’t leave these genital-smashing tools where children can touch them.

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Here Are 15 Things You Can Only Buy At A Wal Mart In China. #14 Is All Kinds Of Weird.

Here Are 15 Things You Can Only Buy At A Wal Mart In China. #14 Is All Kinds Of Weird.

The Wal-Mart stores in America may contain items made in China, but don’t forget there are actually Wal-Marts in China (mind=blown). However, after seeing the kinds of things they sell at Chinese Wal-Marts, well… let’s just say it’s very different from the ones I’ve been in.

1.) Crocodiles (ready for roasting, it seems)

2.) Bulk rice

3.) Mixed mystery meats

4.) Orange juice and cooking oil combos

5.) Frogs ‘n turtles

6.) Bulk, Wal-Mart brand liquor

7.) Cheap ribs

8.) Dried reptile parts

9.) Boxes of liquor

10.) And more frogs

11.) More chopsticks than you could ever imagine

12.) Ducks

13.) “Great Value” beef granules (that look like candy?)

14.) Pig faces

15.) Anti-bacterial underwear for men

I’m not entirely sure why the Chinese population requires anti-bacterial underwear or freeze-dried reptile bits… but I’m not going to question it. It is Wal-Mart after all. Source: Imgur I just know I don’t feel so bad for buying chicken broth in bulk at my local Wal-mart.

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20 Of The Unhealthiest Fast Food Items You Can Possibly Eat

20 Of The Unhealthiest Fast Food Items You Can Possibly Eat

Fast food may be convenient for your time, but not for your health. These restaurants combine highly-processed foods with a ton of calories, fat, sodium, carbs and sugar to make an inexpensive meal.

While they may be good in the moment, these foods end up costing you later. We recommend skipping the drive-thru and preparing some food for your long car rides. But if youre in a rush or feeling lazy, here are 20 of the most unhealthy fast food items you should skip.

1. Arbys: Meatball Toasted Sub 1,000 calories

Arbys, they have the (most caloric) meats.


2. Bojangles: 3-Piece Dinner (leg and two thighs) 1,470 calories

A dinner of thighs and leg might cost you an arm and a leg, health wise at least.


3. Burger King: The Triple Whopper 1,160 calories

This burger alone contains 1,160 calories almost as many as the daily recommended amount. This outrageousburger alsocomes with 75g of fat, 1,050mg of sodium and two days worth of trans fat. Speaking of fat: If you want to have less of it on your body, definitely avoid this food.


4. Carls Jr: Double $6Burger 1,522 calories

Thats about 254 calories per dollar. Not a very good deal.


5. Chick-Fil-A: Cookies & Cream Milkshake 660 calories

Once again proving youre better off eating mor chikn.


6. Dairy Queen: Large Cookie Dough Blizzard 1,320 calories

Unless youre hibernating for the winter with this blizzard, no one needs to consume that many calories at once. If youre REALLY having a craving, try this dessert hummus that will satisfy all your cookie dough needs.


7. In-N-Out: Double-Double with Onion 670 calories

Maybe just stick to one double? We know In-N-Out is hard to resist.


8. KFC: Chicken Pot Pie 790 calories

Ironically, this chicken pot pie is the one item at KFC that contains vegetables and is not deep fried. However, its still the worst thing on the menu for you. With 790 calories in it and a days worth of sodium, its best you leave the pot pie cooking to your grandma.


9. McDonalds: Chocolate Triple Thick Shake 1,160 calories

That must be one thick shake.


10. Moes Southwest Grill: SteakHomewrecker 959 calories

With three major sources of fat (cheese, sour cream and guacamole) and three major sources of carbs (tortilla, rice and beans), this 959-calorie burrito is more of an ab-wrecker than it is a homewrecker.


11. Panera: Italian Combo Sandwich on Ciabatta 1,000 calories

The four types of meat in this sandwichmake this lunchtime classics calorie, fat and sodium content sky-high. Skip the fast food and make your own meat lovers sandwich at home your blood pressure and waistline will thank you.


12. Pizza Hut: Meat Lovers 6PersonalPan Pizza 890 calories

Learn to be a fighter, not a lover at Pizza Hut.


13. Popeyes: Shrimp PoBoy 690 calories

With a days worth of salt and half a days worth of trans fat,it might be better for you to skip the sandwich altogether and try this shrimp recipe at home.


14. Sonic: Large PB Cookie Dough Dream Master Blast 2,300 calories

Its best you keep this dream master blast from turning into a reality. This drink has more fat than 43 strips of pan-fried bacon, more calories than 29 chocolate-chip cookies and more sugar than seven Snickers bars. My advice: Eat a strip of bacon, a Snickers bar and a few cookies instead of one diabetes-inducing shake.


15. Starbucks: Venti Eggnog Latte 630 calories

While the holiday season has been known to bring a few pounds with it, the combination of eggnog and whole milk can really add up. With630 calories, 28g of fat, 74g of carbs and 68g of sugar, its best you pass onthis festive beverage. If you dont want to give up your holiday tradition, opt for low-fat or skim milk tohelp you save some calories.


16. Subway: Double Meatball Marinara 860 calories

In this case, two is not better than one.


17. Taco Bell: XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito 860 calories

With2,200mg of sodium, this burrito holds a days worth of salt. Fast food is unhealthy enough, so avoid an XXL serving of it at all costs.


18. Wendys: Daves Triple 1,070 calories

Ones company and twos a crowd, but three is definitely not a party with this 1,070-calorie burger. Unless, of course, you call an impending heart attack a party. With two days worth of trans fat, its best you opt for just one patty wrapped in lettuce. Your heart will thank you later.


19. Whataburger: Chop House Cheddar Burger 1,110 calories

You could chop (house) this burger as many times as you want, itd still be unhealthy. Maybe check out how to eata meal under 500 calories at all your favorite fast food joints instead.


20. White Castle: Large Chocolate Shake 1,020 calories

Stick to the burgers at White Castle. Theyre (shockingly) less caloric than the shakes.

This post was originally writtenby Samantha Cooperfor Spoon University.


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A Love Letter To Chipotle

A Love Letter To Chipotle

Dear Chipotle,

I've been meaning to say this for a while. It's been a long road, and I think I might be ready to take our relationship to the next level. You've been there for me through thick and thin, through fat and skinny, through love, lust, and loss. That time I lost my purse and literally only had $24 to my name, you gave me a warm burrito bowl to cry into, and I'll never forget that. Sure, you may charge me extra for guac, but I understand that every healthy relationship is a give and take, and that no one is perfect (but you're pretty close). 

Others have questioned my devotion to you, but I don't have time for the haters. Every time I get asked “white or brown rice,” or “black or pinto,” I know I've made the right choice, because you're delicious no matter what kind of beans you have in you. Some days I'm feeling mild, some days I'm feeling spicy, but you're always willing to let me choose, and I can even add corn. No one else has ever given me that, and I'm so thankful. Sure, there are plenty of other restaurants out there, but I'll stick with the one that has four delicious protein options (RIP carnitas). They even replace your bowl for free if you drop yours, which I know because it happened to me like three days ago. 

People may disagree with me, but sometimes the popular choice and the right choice aren't the same thing. Chipotle has always been good to me, and I can't imagine a better man to come home to. Burrito bowls forever, that's a motto I can live by.

All My Love,

Devoted Betch

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Alton Brown Makes Wok Fried Peanut Butter

Alton Brown Makes Wok Fried Peanut Butter
Alton Brown Makes Wok Fried Peanut Butter

Foodie Alton Brown┬áloves peanut butter. He loves it so much, he eats the nutty spread right out of the jar. But he confesses that the store bought stuff just doesn’t cut it anymore. So for a true peanut-lover’s experience, he demonstrates how to make homemade peanut butter by frying the nuts in a wok. Looks good!

 

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The Amazing Latte Art of Kazuki Yamamoto

The Amazing Latte Art of Kazuki Yamamoto

Kazuki Yamamoto is a Japense artist currently living and working in Osaka. Using a simple toothpick, Kazuki creates wonderful latte art portraits for customers of Cafe10g. Yamamoto also posts his latte art on Twitter (@george_10g) where he has amassed over 85,000 followers, all fascinated by his latest creations.

While growing in popularity in the Western world, latte art seems to be more commonplace in Japan, where many coffee shops add an artistic flair to their fresh brews. To see more, be sure to follow Kazuki on Twitter.

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You Can Officially Study Tacos In College, So All Is Right In The World

You Can Officially Study Tacos In College, So All Is Right In The World

Watching adults desperately scramble to connect to modern youth is one of the most underrated forms of real-life entertainment.

In an unexpected turn of events, staff at the University of Kentucky may have found a way to connect with students without sacrificing any dignity.

According to Eater, the school now offers a class to undergraduates called Taco Literacy: Public Advocacy and Mexican Food in the US South.

Yup, University of Kentucky students can now actually text friends,

K grl, Ill hit u up after taco class.

But, the curriculum is more than corn tortillas and spicy, saucy goodness.

In an interview with Munchies, Steven Alvarez, assistant professor for the school’s writing, rhetoric and digital studies department, explained how the class began.

He said,

Part of it was my involvement with the Southern Foodways Alliance. After going to one of their symposiums, it really hit me that food is important. The oral histories of food that I heard were amazing. The stories were really impactful but the food became secondary. It was more about the social connections that people were making with food…This class allows our students to explore the issues of immigration, inequality, workers, intercultural communication, and literacy through the prism of food.

Preach. The food-centric lesson plan reportedly enabled Alvarezs students to complete their assignments far more willingly.

He added,

Even the most stubborn of students that say they hate writing love to write when it comes to writing about food.

Assignments include restaurant reviews, taco tours and even Instagram posts.

Alvarez shared,

I make my students post on Instagram and use hashtags as a form of archiving I make my students read their restaurant reviews out loud, too With all of these assignments, my students are practicing different storytelling techniques and forms of collecting data. At the very end of the course, my students will be generators of knowledge, have a portfolio full of multimedia food journalism, and they will be over the fajita stage of Mexican food.

Finally, a college class with some meat (and cheese, and tomatoes and lettuce, and beans and guac) to it.

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