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John Oliver Had The Perfect Reason For Why Americans Don’t Like Soccer (Video)

John Oliver Had The Perfect Reason For Why Americans Don’t Like Soccer (Video)

John Oliver tried his best to explain soccer and the way English football’s multi-tiered system of leagues works to David Letterman.

He attempted to describe how a number of teams in the lower leagues could move all the way to the top of that pyramid, the English Premier League and vice versa.

And he also tried to explain, albeit with a few inaccuracies, why, despite relegation and promotion systems, certain teams’ places are virtually cemented at the top of the Premier League. In this case, money ultimately leaves no hope for any team outside of an elite group to ever win a title.

Oliver did his best to clarify everything about the sport, but he couldn’t do it without arriving at the question that has, and probably always will, kept some Americans from ever getting into the game: What’s the point?

H/T: Huffington Post

Read more: http://elitedaily.com/sports/john-oliver-explains-why-americans-hate-soccer/782124/

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Una inmejorable clasificación de los ancianos más sensacionales de Disney

Una inmejorable clasificación de los ancianos más sensacionales de Disney

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Por supuesto que las princesas de Disney son geniales, pero ya conoces el dicho: la edad antes que la belleza…

Por supuesto que las princesas de Disney son geniales, pero ya conoces el dicho: la edad antes que la belleza...

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Las personas mayores son en secreto las estrellas de las películas de Disney. Les presentamos lo mejor de los mejores…

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15. ‘Lady Tremaine’ – “Cinderella” …

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¿Por qué es ella una anciana increíble?: ella sería, por mucho, la anciana menos divertida de Disney para pasar el rato juntos, pero hay que darle algo de crédito por ser una bruja tan fría como el hielo.

14. ‘Kekata’ ― “Pocahontas” …

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¿Por qué es él un anciano increíble?: Kekata no actúa mucho en “Pocahontas”, por lo que no está en la clasificación más alta a pesar de que es claramente sabio y equilibrado.

13. ‘Madam Mim’ ― “The Sword in the Stone” …

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¿Por qué es ella una anciana increíble?: Madam Mim es honesta tal y como lo expresó en su cita. Ella es loca y desconcertante, pero provoca la sensación de que a Madam Mim realmente le encanta ser Madam Mim. Bien por ella.

12. ‘Duke of Weselton’ ― “Frozen” …

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¿Por qué es él un anciano increíble?: es un pequeño imbécil e hipócrita, eso es seguro, pero tiene una bonita apariencia con clase y un bigote bastante denso. Además, ese tipo sí que tiene movimientos.

11. La abuela Willow ― “Pocahontas” …

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¿Porqué es ella un, esteee, viejo árbol increíble?: La abuela Willow además de ser considerada, amable y llena de grandes perspicacias, es la mejor para dar sombra *badum-tish*.

10. ‘Fairy Godmother’ ― “Cinderella” …

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¿Por qué es ella una anciana increíble?: es una confeccionista firme y profundamente amable. Si estuvieras teniendo un mal día, ella lo haría 1000% mejor. Ni siquiera tendría que usar su magia. Ella es amable por naturaleza.

9. ‘Madame Adelaide Bonfamille’ ― “The Aristocats” …

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¿Por qué es ella una anciana increíble?: ella es tan elegante. Madame Bonfamille se ve genial para su edad, pero es también un personaje cálido y generoso, aunque sea un poco ingenua.

8. ‘Georges Hautecourt’ ― “The Aristocats” …

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¿Por qué es él un anciano increíble?: Georges parece ser un tipo de buen corazón, pero le saca ventaja a su clienta Madame Bonfamille, porque está involuntariamente dotado con la comedia física. Y sus anteojos son ridículos.

7. ‘Archimedes Q. Porter’ ― “Tarzan” …

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¿Por qué es él un anciano increíble?: sencillamente parece ser encantador. Él es un padre amoroso, un científico dedicado y ¡mira lo mucho que se sube los pantalones!

6. ‘Rafiki’ ― “The Lion King” …

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¿Por qué es él un mandril anciano increíble?: Rafiki tiene ese toque especial de locura que viene de la mano con la sabiduría. Además, salvó a los bejeezus de aquellas hienas, lo cual fue muy dulce.

5. ‘Yzma’ ― “The Emperor’s New Groove” …

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¿Por qué es ella una anciana increíble?: Yzma es malvada, pero hombre, no podemos negar lo bien que hace ese papel. Y consigue que las cosas se hagan, además de todo ese asunto de “en verdad matar a Kuzco”. La mujer tiene estilo y, lo más importante, Eartha Kitt es la que le da su voz.

4. ‘Grandma Fa’ ― “Mulan” …

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¿Por qué es ella una anciana increíble?: Grandma Fa es un miembro de la familia Fa dedicada y amorosa, pero la mejor parte acerca de ella es lo atrevida que es. Ella es luchadora y le importa un carajo.

Y Grandma Fa tiene sed de lucha.

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3. La viuda ‘Tweed’ ― “The Fox and the Hound” …

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¿Por qué es ella una anciana increíble?: mírala. Mira lo amable que es. A ella le encantan los animales e incluso tiene un punto débil por su vecino, Amos Slade, a pesar de su mutuo resentimiento.

¡Ah!, y también es completamente antipática.

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2. ‘Carl Fredricksen’ ― “Up” …

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¿Por qué es él un anciano increíble?: Carl Fredricksen es el anciano más real de las películas de Disney. Es malhumorado, adolorido y es evidente que lleva con él, a donde quiera que vaya, una vida completa de experiencias. Pero también tiene un corazón que vale oro y mucha más vida por vivir.

Él tiene la mitad de las más sensacionales y tristes historias de amor alguna vez contadas. Carl amó a Ellie y nosotros amamos a Carl.

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1. ‘Merlin’ ― “The Sword in the Stone” …

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¿Por qué es él un anciano increíble?: Carl podría ser la más veraz y activa representación de los ancianos en una película de Disney, y sería maravilloso pasar el rato con el mago Merlin. Él es un mago loco y brillante que viaja en el tiempo.

Se va de vacaciones a las Bermudas… en el futuro. Él es el más genial.

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A Guy Named Luis Miguel Makes The Funniest Vines About Being Mexican

A Guy Named Luis Miguel Makes The Funniest Vines About Being Mexican

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This is Luis Miguel, from Pharr, Texas. He makes hilarious and relatable Vines about his Mexican upbringing.

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1. He is not here for ANYONE who doesn’t like tacos. There is no room on Luis Miguel’s earth for those folks.

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2. Over email, Miguel told BuzzFeed, “Since I am Mexican American I started making videos of my culture and things my mom usually says. I never thought I would get any attention to be honest, but suddenly people started liking and revining.”

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3. “The way I am on Vine is the exact same way I am in real life! In fact I think I ‘let loose’ more in real life haha no me aguito!”

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4. He is fluent in people mispronouncing Spanish words in English.

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5. “I think so many Latinos/Mexicans can relate because they have heard their mother, tia or grandma say the same things I say on my vines.”

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“So many people tag a friend or a relative saying ‘dudeee that’s my mom’ or ‘remember when my tia used to say this all the time.’ I feel that if you can make people relate to what you are saying and add a little humor, people will love it!”

6. He uses homeopathic remedies from his mom to get rid of all the haters.

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7. “I… tend to ask myself, ‘if my mom was here what would she say about this?’ Then I make that into a vine!”

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8. “Growing up with a Mexican mother is pretty damn hilarious. They all say the same things, act the same way and think the same way.”

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9. Who needs a U-Haul when you can fit everything in your truck?

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10. When Mexico was knocked out of the World Cup, he celebrated in the best way possible: Tacos.

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11. THAT moment you realize you left the stove on, and you wanna just give up:

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12. His mom taught him one of the most valuable life lessons: “No me aguito.”

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13. Dancing in the car with his mom? YEAH, that. He does that.

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14. Don’t ask him what language he speaks better because he will own you in both.

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15. He knows all about that moment when someone you know is deported and then… back instantly.

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16. His mom is never afraid to be honest with him about why he feels so bloated:

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17. The only appropriate response to any horror movie that will eventually disappoint you:

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18. “Ever since I started making vines I think of every possible saying my mom has ever told me to put in a vine. It’s so funny to see how so many people can relate to them!”

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19. NO SE AGUITEN.

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Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/yezminvillarreal/luis-miguel-vine

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A Nice Guy And A Fuckboy Analyze What It Means When He Only Texts You Once A Week

A Nice Guy And A Fuckboy Analyze What It Means When He Only Texts You Once A Week

Theres no woman on earth who hasnt frantically consulted her girlfriendsto help her figure outwhat a guy is thinking. Butthe only REALway to uncover the straight-up, honest truthisto go to the source: Men.

Bobby Box, our self-proclaimed nice guy,isan engaged 20-something fromCanada. Treez Alexander, our self-proclaimed fuckboy,is a single-and-DGAF 20-something from Brooklyn. Together, theyre here tooffer you anuncensored lookinto the male mind from two very different viewpoints to help you navigate anydating, relationship, or sex problem.

Email niceguyfuckboy@elitedaily.com with your name (orpseudonym), age, and a description of your puzzlingsituation, and you could be featured in a future column.


Dear Nice Guy and Fuckboy,

I have been casually dating a guy for three months. He is absolutely the sweetest and we have a great time together. Our first date was 9 hours long and I met all his friends. Every date we go on, he makes it obvious that hes into me.

The only problems? Hes an awful texter, and so busy that we never see each other. Its gotten to the point where we speak once a week and see each other maybe once every two weeks.

I really like this guy, and was obviously getting frustrated that whatever was going on between us wasnt going anywhere. I texted him saying, I like you, but it doesntseem like youhave time for me. I fully expected him to write back agreeing, and then things would be over.

But he didnt. Instead, he wrote back saying that he wanted to see me again and made plans right away.

When we hung out, we talked about the text I sent him and he told me he was sorry and that he was just out of town and didnt even realize how much time had gone by. He told me not to try to get rid of him again and not to worry.

I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt, and I hoped he realized that he should really put moretime and effort into getting to know me and spending time together if he wanted this to go somewhere. But a few weeks have gone by and nothing has changed.

Were still having dumb, unengaging text conversations once a week, and hes still not trying to make any plans.

I feel stupid constantly being the one to initiate conversations, even though he always replies right away. I want to say he was more assertive in the beginning, but if hes lost interest, why did he tell me to not try to get rid of him again? Im prepared to move on, I just dont get why he kept leading me on if he doesnt want to talk or see me.

Julie, 23

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These People Have Reflexes So Epic, They May Be Superheroes.

These People Have Reflexes So Epic, They May Be Superheroes.

If I could have any power, I would want to be the fastest man alive. Who needs to fly or be super strong when no one can catch you! (Plus, you can run on water and reverse time!) That’s why I’m super jealous of these nearly superhuman reflexes. Seriously, how did they DO that?!

“Please eat me.”

WATCH OUT!

Wait, are we in The Matrix?

Whoa, traffic jam!

Just give him Father of the Year NOW.

All State.

Wait for it…

Well, that’s an overreaction.

Saved from the clutches of defeat.

No…JUST NO!

Someone should have been a goalie.

Quickest reservations ever.

Haha!

You, sir, clearly aren’t texting while driving.

You’re my new hero.

I think he broke the 100m record.

Worst Jack in the Box ever!

Ok, you can valet my car.

Whoa…

Ok…that’s AWESOME.

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Do you see what I mean? If I had these reflexes, I could conquer the world…or maybe just be super awesome like these guys.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/super-reflexes/

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Jim DeMint Is Just Asking For The Side-Eye

Jim DeMint Is Just Asking For The Side-Eye

“Nobody has the right to redefine marriage for all of us,” says DeMint.

Whatever, gurl.

LGBT activists plan on countering the anti-gay march with a protest of their own. In the meantime, we’re countering with some side-eye GIFs. You know, like we do.

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This Quiz Will Tell You What Zodiac Sign You Were Truly Meant To Be

This Quiz Will Tell You What Zodiac Sign You Were Truly Meant To Be

I’m horoscope illiterate. Don’t get me wrong, I read mine nearly every day and attribute all the bad things I do as just me being a Scorpio.”

Butwhat does that really mean? How does being a jerk make me a Scorpio? How did some dude in Ancient Zodacia decide that every human being ever born will fit into one of these 12 personalities based just on their zodiac signs? I think that’s a little rude. I mean, you don’t even know me.

And you know what really sucks? When you’re reading one of those listicles about something ludicrous like your dream wedding based on your sign, and you like someone else’s result more than yours. Just because I’m a Scorpio doesn’t mean I don’t want an outdoor wedding! Wait, does this secretly make me a Taurus? Am I a Taurus? Was I a Taurus all along?

If you’re confused, scared and praying you’re not actually a low-key Taurus, this quiz will ease your mind by telling you your TRUE zodiac sign.

Read more: http://elitedaily.com/women/zodiac-signs-personality-quiz/1504281/