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You Can Literally Make Food Porn With These Sex Position Cookie Cutters

You Can Literally Make Food Porn With These Sex Position Cookie Cutters

Legit, this is an Etsy listing for four cookie cutters in the shapes of people f*cking.

If you ever thought cookies were great but wished there was a way for you to pop a sweet, sweet bone-a-rooni while chowing down on some snickerdoodles, this is the product you’ve been waiting your entire life for.

I, honestly, have nothing else to say.Etsy is full of useless crap, but this cookie-cutter set may be the coolest piece of useless crap on there.

You want shtupping cookies? Boom. Etsy helps you make shtupping cookies.

Just know, if you want to buy funzHome’s oooOOHHHHHOoooOOHHOoooo outlines, there are some pretty obvious rules you need to follow.The posting said,

– Please wash it before use.
– Be careful when washing or using it…
– Please keep it clean and dry after use.
– Scrubber and polishing material may cause scratches.
– Do not leave where children can reach.

Got it? Not that these things really needed to be said, but you need to keep this setclean, and you shouldn’t leave these genital-smashing tools where children can touch them.

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I Hate To Yell 'Misogyny!' In A Crowded Country, But What Else Can You Call Texas’ Actions?

I Hate To Yell 'Misogyny!' In A Crowded Country, But What Else Can You Call Texas’ Actions?

I believe that if you call yourself pro-life, you better damn well take care of the living. There, I said it. But Texas’ attacks on Planned Parenthood and its refusal to take Medicaid money have left women not only without the option to terminate their pregnancies, it’s left them with hardly any care at all. Gov. Rick Perry might be standing by his principles, but his constituents are just plain getting stood up.

Read more: http://upworthy.com/i-hate-to-yell-misogyny-in-a-crowded-country-but-what-else-can-you-call-texas-actions

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Garry Kasparov connects Ukraine massacre to Obama’s incompetence

Garry Kasparov connects Ukraine massacre to Obama’s incompetence

http://twitter.com/#!/Kasparov63/status/435995298985308161

Chess champion and Human Rights Foundation chair Garry Kasparov predicted that President Obama’s weakness would be used to Russian President Vladimir Putin’s advantage. History has proven him right, but he’s definitely not happy about it:

http://twitter.com/#!/Kasparov63/status/435882552406994944

Viktor Yanukovych is the pro-Russian president of Ukraine who is crushing opposition to his government cozying up to Putin.

http://twitter.com/#!/Kasparov63/status/435885647581028352
http://twitter.com/#!/Kasparov63/status/435990173369655296
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http://twitter.com/#!/Kasparov63/status/435994930796707840
http://twitter.com/#!/Kasparov63/status/435997614966722561
http://twitter.com/#!/Kasparov63/status/435998050268364800

Just as he said, Kasparov criticized Obama for his weakness on Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, and predicted it would be a boon for dictators like Putin five months ago:

http://twitter.com/#!/Kasparov63/status/374076713941995521
http://twitter.com/#!/Kasparov63/status/375894741193224192

It’s too bad our worst predictions for this president always seem to come true.

Related:

Sochi Olympics compete with Ukrainian protests for world’s attention

Report: Deputy opposition leader in Ukraine believed hit by shrapnel

‘You go, Ukraine!’ Ukrainians topple, smash statue of Vladimir Lenin in Kiev [pics]

#Euromaidan: Scenes from the Ukraine protests [photos]

‘That’ll teach them’: Jay Carney says White House is ‘appalled’ by deadly violence in Kiev [pics, video]

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/19/garry-kasparov-connects-ukraine-massacre-to-obamas-incompetence/